homosaxual:

zackisontumblr:

i wish pizza fell from the sky with a little parachute and landed in my hands whenever i wanted a pizza

getting a good sponsor in the hunger games might help that

imokwiththis:

torgue:

if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime

trillow:

remember when the world ended last year

oprahs-right-nipple:

when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 

rumour:

my life is an episode of punkd except nobody comes out to tell me it’s all a joke and it goes on forever

among-walkers-and-angels:

thefaultinourdeductions:

b-u-m-i:

8bitboy:

mom got me a new tablet  ♥ 
 

Kevin I hate to say it but your mom is dead

trying to leave tumblr

googlebus:

one easy step to be cool 

1. be me